- Why don’t race car drivers ever get lost?
Because they always take the fast lane! - What kind of driver doesn’t need a license?
A screw driver! - Why did the driver go broke?
Because they couldn’t find a bank turn! - What’s a driver’s least favorite kind of music?
Traffic jams! - Why did the car bring a blanket?
It wanted to avoid being cold-started! - Why do taxi drivers never play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding with that light on top! - What do you call a reckless driver in the bakery aisle?
A road roller! - How do truck drivers stay fit?
They do road lifts on highways! - Why did the bicycle driver fail the road test?
Too many pedaling excuses! - What’s the scariest thing a bad driver says?
“Trust me, I know a shortcut!”
From traffic lights to funny mishaps, these jokes will drive your laughter into high gear!
